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My 16 year old daughter woke this morning and started crying because she found her first grey pubic hair!
I didn't have the heart to tell her it was one of mine...


Now the racists and rapists
And open prison escapists
Were just passing by.
And the grabby types,
The Maddie types,
Who want to be a Daddy types
Were just passing by.
And the mug-you types,
And thug-you types
And like to have sex by drug-you types
Were just passing by.
Those on their own,
Fucking the phone
With squinty eyes looking like a clone
Were just passing by.
Trucker driving through
Who just got blew
And killed a hooker on the A32
Was just passing by.
And the IT bod
Sat in his pod
Choking on his tongue and writing his blog
Was just passing by.
And the jobless types,
Who are not white
And used to pick cotton and fingers are light
Were just passing by.
And the sick perverts,
Who disconcert
The women with outrageous flirts
And like to fill their mouths with squirts
Were just passing by.


The makers of Viagra are announcing that they have developed a pill to increase lubrication in females. The pill will be called Niagra.

I just found out my sister is adopted...
Sex won't be the same anymore. <<<<< sick as fuck


What's worse than a bad blow job? .......
Your Mum telling you that your dick smelt <<<< the worst 1 yet


If you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?

Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this."


Kids have got it easy today. When I was a lad, we'd never heard of paedophiles, so we had to buy our own fucking sweets!


What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.


I've got a friend who's got a phobia of glitter.
I told him "For God's sake, you're 21 now. He's not interested."


I'm shit scared of trampolines.
They make me jump.


Many men today fear they wont get sex because of the size of their cocks, but remember lads:
It ain't the size of your cock that's important,
Its the size of the knife you hold to her throat that will get you somewhere! <<<<< thts just fuckin horrible

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